Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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