I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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