brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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