you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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