im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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