Well douche your snatch and let's go!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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