I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
This baby is an asshole
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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