The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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