Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
This house was built for laser tag.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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