Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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