My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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