I wanna passion pit in your ass
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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