Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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