I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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