I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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