And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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