shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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