Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Slut skills are useful in every country.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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