3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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