how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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