you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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