laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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