PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize