Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
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We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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