I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
It's blow job season.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The uberlube is also flammable
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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