Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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