He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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