Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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