I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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