Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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