The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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