I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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