So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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