I could make wine with my vomit
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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