It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Randomize
