I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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