If i come over, it means nothing
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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