Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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