It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
third nipple confirmed
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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