that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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