I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
