Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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