you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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