it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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