ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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