Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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