Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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