There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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