She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
God, I missed his penis.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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