U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
