A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
