You're so nebulous sometimes
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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