I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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