i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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