he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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