dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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