Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Pappa wants mamma naked
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
