Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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