In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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