But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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